Wednesday, November 15, 2006

How To Spot a Rich Man ...

Haven't seen you in a while ... Is that you William? *wink*

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Peace William!
Just kiddin'!! ;o)

But I heard that you're quite 'loaded' oledi! hehee ;)

Edmund Song said...

Tsk, tsk.... discriminating against fat people? Sometimes it's in the genes.... just ask the 'good doc'

em said...

Haven't you heard? 'Wine glass rest' bums were in fashion (might still be) recently. Some women even had their bums 'fattened' to recreate the JLo look.

Don't worry William, my bum size is catching up with yours very rapidly. Soon I'll be able to float in the pool without treading water.

Anonymous said...

william - u were at the middle east too?

Many moons ago I used to fly out to Abu Dhabi in the UAE doing some projects there. I made a lot of interesting observations too with regards to the hypocrisy about being 'pious muslims'! Vice, alcohol, etc you name it; its ALL THERE and probabaly much WORST than other parts of the world. I heard that you can get 'anything' in Dubai ... *sigh*

em said...

William, you mean your 'waist' size is STILL 22", but the rest of the bits are all hanging out over the top? Eee..hee...hee...

Anonymous said...

the ones with the full face veils have been called "ninja" by some

em said...

Mah whan see! Just wear sarong. It will cope beautifully with the expanding waistline without resorting to new acquisitions or new tailored trousers, plus you get adequate ventilation which is ideal in the hot climate. Now should there be a flood or heavy rain you don't even have to worry about the trouser legs getting wet or putting your back out bending over to roll them up. You just have to 'gu-long' the bit at the waist..

em said...

what's sarong got to do with ang moh?

I'm not saying anything about sarong and bed, but will advise that you do not do high front kicks ("...look I can kick above my head..") to show off, when wearing a sarong. If you don't believe me, try it.

Edmund Song said...

William, I can't believe you're 83 kgs and 38 inch width. From what I can remember, you're one of those skinny guy they call 'ectomorph'?

Maybe you should blog us your photo....? seeing is believing

Anonymous said...

william - edmund's throwing you a challenge ... ;)
so do us proud! hehee!

Anonymous said...

... and do it in your swimming trunks!
that'll blow his mind! hohoho!