Health warning?
Warning for those on holiday, who doesn't follow the advice of 'air sai kua, bay sai bong' 
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his p***s covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your p***s."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!"
The doctor replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his p***s and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."
The guys says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my p***s!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way. No need to operate!"
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself!
1 comment:
.. that probably went round the whole clinic. She must have appreciated the laugh..
I remember sending my daughter to school with beer in her pack lunch. I usually put in a couple of cans of beer to chill the cool bag, pile up the lunch on top and then remove the cans just before going out. One day, got a call from the other half who asked, "Did I drink all that beer last night?"
Well, it turned out that child during lunch placed the 2 cans of beer next to her lunch, a teacher came round and asked her "Why is that in your bag?" She said "I don't know. My mum put them there." "if you take that out again, I'm going to take them and you're not going to get them back." said the teacher.
The next day, I walked towards the teacher to apologise, but when she saw me, she just burst out laughing.. needless to say this went round the staff room and she said that it was the best laugh that they'd had for ages!
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