OBEDIENT WIFE

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his
wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and
put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money
to the after life with me." And, so he got his wife
to promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was
sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the
casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a
box with her, she came over with the box and put it in
the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool
enough to put all that money in there with your
husband." The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a
Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him
that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it
all together, put it into my account and wrote him a

check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

Be My Wife by Borat

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