Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The Lovenstein Institute

The Presidential IQ Report

WASHINGTON --In a published report, the Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania has detailed findings of a four month study of the intelligence quotient of President George W. Bush. Since 1973, the Lovenstein Institute has published its research to the education community on each new president, which includes the famous "IQ" report among others.

According to statements in the report, there have been twelve presidents over the past 60 years, from F. D. Roosevelt to G. W. Bush who were all rated based on scholarly achievements, writings that they alone produced without aid of staff, their ability to speak with clarity, and several other psychological factors which were then scored in the Swanson/Crain system of intelligence ranking. The study determined the following IQs of each president as accurate to within five percentage points:

147Franklin D. Roosevelt (D)
132Harry Truman (D)
122Dwight D. Eisenhower (R)
174John F. Kennedy (D)
126Lyndon B. Johnson (D)
155Richard M. Nixon (R)
121Gerald R. Ford (R)
176James E. Carter (D)
105Ronald W. Reagan (R)
98George H. W. Bush (R)
182William J. Clinton (D)
91George W. Bush (R)

The six Republican presidents of the past 60 years had an average IQ of 115.5, with President Nixon having the highest IQ, at 155. President G. W. Bush was rated the lowest of all the Republicans with an IQ of 91.

The six Democrat presidents had IQs with an average of 156, with President Clinton having the highest IQ, at 182. President Lyndon B. Johnson was rated the lowest of all the Democrats with an IQ of 126.

No president other than Carter (D) has released his actual IQ, 176. Among comments made concerning the specific testing of President GW Bush, his low ratings were due to his apparent difficulty to command the English language in public statements, his limited use of vocabulary (6,500 words for Bush versus an average of 11,000 words for other presidents), his lack of scholarly achievements other than a basic MBA, and an absence of any body of work which could be studied on an intellectual basis.

The complete report documents the methods and procedures used to arrive at these ratings, including depth of sentence structure and voice stress confidence analysis. "All the Presidents prior to George W. Bush had a least one book under their belt, and most had written several white papers during their education or early careers.

Not so with President Bush," Dr. Lovenstein said. "He has no published works or writings, so in many ways that made it more difficult to arrive at an assessment. We had to rely more heavily on transcripts of his unscripted public speaking."

The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton Pennsylvania think tank includes high caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists, scientists in human behavior, and psychologists. Among their ranks are Dr. Werner R. Lovenstein, world-renowned sociologist, and Professor Patricia F. Dilliams, a world-respected psychiatrist. This study was commissioned on February 13, 2001, and released on July 9, 2001, to subscribing member universities and organizations within the education community.

The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton Pennsylvania is a think tank employing high caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists, scientists in human behavior, and psychologists. Among their ranks are Dr. Werner R. Lovenstein, world-renowned sociologist, and Professor Patricia F. Dilliams, a world-respected psychiatrist.

Since 1973, the Lovenstein Institute has published its research to the education community on various topics including the famous Presidential IQ Report among others. Reports are distributed to subscribing member universities and organizations within the education community.


NOTE: Really Scary Thought.
This confirms what people in the rest of the world had already suspected and feared most - the most powerful nation on earth is lead by a
stewpig fool!!!

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden."
"It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
-- George W. Bush 9-13-2001

"I don't know where he (bin Laden) is. I have no idea and I really don't care.
It's not that important. It's not our priority."
-- George W. Bush 3-13-2002

12 comments:

em said...

It's all in the family!

em said...

Not a surprise to see that the 'I did not inhale' man has got top IQ.

Apa itu said...

U of Texas rejected his application and he only got into Yale because of legacy.

Edmund Song said...

Actually, the wisdom of men is considered folly in the eyes of God.. in the good book

so look at the lives of J Kennedy & Bill Clinton.... wise enough to fool the people..eh? and in case of Clinton...lying under oath

do you still go for high IQ?... I don't

Anonymous said...

Lovenstein is a hoax.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/lovenstein.html

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/presiq.htm

Claim: According to a study by the Lovenstein Institute, President Bush has the lowest IQ of all presidents of past 50 years.

Status: False.


Origins: No, this isn't a real news report, nor does it describe a real study. There isn't a "Lovenstein Institute" in Scranton, Pennsylvania (or anywhere else in the USA), nor do any of the people quoted in the story exist, because this is just another spoof that was taken too seriously.

The article quoted above began circulating on the Internet during the summer of 2001. In furtherance of the hoax, later that year pranksters thought to register www.lovenstein.org and erect a web site around it in an attempt to fool people into thinking there really was such an institute.

-snip

Speaking of IQ's, an actual study shows that Bush's IQ is higher than John Kerry's:

http://www.vdare.com/Sailer/kerry_iq_lower.htm

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/10/24/politics/campaign/24points.html?ex=1256356800&en=50a1bcbb16e7cf21&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland

_________________

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden."
"It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
-- George W. Bush 9-13-2001

"I don't know where he (bin Laden) is. I have no idea and I really don't care.
It's not that important. It's not our priority."
-- George W. Bush 3-13-2002

Phony quotes:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/918437/posts

Francis Ho said...

Ha ha!
Interesting comments.

And silly me thought that no one was reading this blog!

Of course most american man don't go for high IQ; afterall they love Dumb Blondes and elected dumb presidents - not once but TWICE and from d same family somemore! How do you spell this but D.U.M.B... ;0)

But seriously lighten up as this is a 'hoax'!

Anonymous said...

"Of course most american man don't go for high IQ; afterall they love Dumb Blondes and elected dumb presidents - not once but TWICE and from d same family somemore"

Now, now. There you people go again. Leave the Clintons alone.

Pandabonium said...

I posted this story too and then found out it was a hoax.

Poor anonymous still has his/her panties in a wad over it.

Still funny!

Pandabonium said...

FH2O - in all fairness to the people of the US, the didn't elect W either time.

(now watch anon. get into a tizzy over that statement)

Anonymous said...

"FH2O - in all fairness to the people of the US, the didn't elect W either time.

(now watch anon. get into a tizzy over that statement)"

No tizzieness. We stole both elections fair and square. How? The people elected him both times. And sore losers just cant stand that fact. :-)

Edmund Song said...

wow... never expect to find a kindred spirit in anonymous

now we can wallop the socialists.... tax the rich and give to themselves and keeping the poor ...poor

Anonymous said...

"tax the rich and give to themselves and keeping the poor ...poor"

Yawn. Yet another cliched, stereotyped, one-dimensional cartoonish view of conservatives.