Joke for William to WAKE (box) HIM UP!

A guy gets a pay raise and decides to get a new scope for his rifle. He goes to the gun dealer and asks the assistant to show him one. The assistant says, ‘This scope is so good that you can see my condo all the way up on that hill.’ The man takes and look through the scope and starts laughing.

‘What’s so funny?’ asks the assistant.

‘Well, I see a naked man and a naked woman running around the bedroom.’

The assistant grabs the scope from the man and looks through it. Then he hands the customer two bullets and says, ‘I’ll give you the scope for free if you can take these two bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s dick off.’

The customer takes another look through the scope and says, ‘You know what? I think I can do that with one shot.’