Chinese Proverbs ???
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
Man who fart in church sit in own pew
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
2 comments:
BA how do you insert smilies. Tried typing in :) but no can do. Stayed the same, no smily face come up, only 'colon' and 'close bracket'
em - hmmmm, u would need to insert actual smiley images or html codes which are readily and plentifully available on the internet. just do a search - find the smiley(s) u like, copy the code or URL and then insert into your post.
a lot more work than just typing ;o) !!!
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